Deep down inside we’re all silly. Sounds like a quote, right? Who knows. That’s just the first thing that popped in my head after compiling these 20 Hilarious Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember! Have a laugh and share this page with your friends.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every cast has a play!
- Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control freak. Con… Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”
- Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus!
- Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
- A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?” The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”
- They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now!
- How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing so his friend calls 911. “My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator replies, “Calm down sir, first make sure that he’s really dead.” There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”
- I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I live in constant fear.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Women only call me ugly until they find out how much I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
- So… broke my finger last week. On the other hand I’m OK.
- Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing.
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
- What’s the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? An alcoholic drinks just as much as you do, but you just don’t like them.
- I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism
- What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.
- You know what they say about cliffhangers…
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