20 Hilarious Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

Deep down inside we’re all silly. Sounds like a quote, right? Who knows. That’s just the first thing that popped in my head after compiling these 20 Hilarious Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember! Have a laugh and share this page with your friends.

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  1. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every cast has a play!
  2. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control freak. Con… Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”
  3. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
  4. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus!
  5. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
  6. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
  7. A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?” The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”
  8. They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now!
  9. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  10. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing so his friend calls 911. “My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator replies, “Calm down sir, first make sure that he’s really dead.” There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”
  11. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I live in constant fear.
  12. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  13. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
  14. So… broke my finger last week. On the other hand I’m OK.
  15. Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing.
  16. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
  17. What’s the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? An alcoholic drinks just as much as you do, but you just don’t like them.
  18. I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism
  19. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.
  20. You know what they say about cliffhangers…

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