Galaxy Far Far Away (TM) — The future soon shall be divided by two points in history: B-VII & A-VII, that is, Before Star Wars VII & After… So now would be a good time to discern some Star Wars fiction.
Beware. Fake facts are springing up all over the Internet. Don’t get fooled…
Before he was news Anchor, Brian Williams was originally slated to play the role of a younger Luke skywalker #FakeStarWarsFacts
— Tate Ellison (@RealTateEllison) May 3, 2015
I heard Brian Williams built the Death Star.
Chewbacca was based on ZZ top even including the Shoulder ‘bullet’ holder #FakeStarWarsFacts pic.twitter.com/MqylqlpTX2 — UKSpaceport (@SpaceportNQY) May 3, 2015
No. Chebacca still plays in ZZ Top, silly.
#FakeStarWarsFacts Yoda’s full name is Yoda Layheehoo
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) May 3, 2015
Not to be confused with yodaling…
Jabba the Hutt’s court jester, Salacious Crumb, was modeled after Kermit the Frog as a meth-head #FakeStarWarsFacts pic.twitter.com/IWo0Mp2vKd — Hairy Melvin (@hairymelvin) May 3, 2015
Meth is a helluva drug.
In The Force Awakens, the new storm troopers are Miley Cyrus clones. #FakeStarWarsFacts pic.twitter.com/byFYqpsz4Y
— Sheepy Shoulders (@josh_ill_us) May 3, 2015
Now that you’ve been warned (and hopefully amused)… What are some of your favorite Fake Star Wars Facts?
