Fake Star Wars Facts

Galaxy Far Far Away (TM) — The future soon shall be divided by two points in history: B-VII & A-VII, that is, Before Star Wars VII & After… So now would be a good time to discern some Star Wars fiction.

Beware. Fake facts are springing up all over the Internet. Don’t get fooled…

I heard Brian Williams built the Death Star.

No. Chebacca still plays in ZZ Top, silly.

Not to be confused with yodaling…

Meth is a helluva drug.

Now that you’ve been warned (and hopefully amused)… What are some of your favorite Fake Star Wars Facts?

Any (tH)Oughts?

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